Eurovision: A song for Ardrossan written by OpenAI

The result - which only took a few minutes of 'bot time to compose - can be seen below.

We leave it to our readers to decide if this moving and heartfelt work is right up there with Abba's Waterloo ... or right down there with Jemini's legendary Cry Baby (a damning nul points in 2003).

The Song for Ardrossan begins:

Oh, Ardrossan, my dear old town

With its shores that stretch for miles around

The sea, the sand, the salty air

A place where life's troubles disappear

Chorus:

Ardrossan, Ardrossan, my heart's home

Where the sea and the sky meet as one

From Arran to Cumbrae, a view so grand

Ardrossan, my love for you will never end

Verse 2

The ferry's horn, the seagulls cry

The sound of waves as they crash by

The harbor lights that guide them in

Ardrossan, a place of beauty within

Chorus:

Ardrossan, Ardrossan, my heart's home

Where the sea and the sky meet as one

From Arran to Cumbrae, a view so grand

Ardrossan, my love for you will never end

Verse 3:

The castle ruins, a glimpse of the past

The marina boats, a sight to last

The train station, a gateway to explore

Ardrossan, a place I adore

Chorus:

Ardrossan, Ardrossan, my heart's home

Where the sea and the sky meet as one

From Arran to Cumbrae, a view so grand

Ardrossan, my love for you will never end

Verse 4:

The people, the culture, the community

The memories, the moments, the unity

Ardrossan, a town like no other

A place where I'll always be a lover

Chorus:

Ardrossan, Ardrossan, my heart's home

Where the sea and the sky meet as one

From Arran to Cumbrae, a view so grand

Ardrossan, my love for you will never end

Outro:

Oh, Ardrossan, my dear old town

With its shores that stretch for miles around

Ardrossan, Ardrossan, my heart's home

Ardrossan, Ardrossan, never alone.

That's all folks... but one final thought.The AI who wrote the lines:' The memories, the moments, the unity' has definitely never been out in Ardrossan after an Old Firm game...